Havent been on tumblr in like forever…
but ahhhhhh back at uniii in my double bed in my new house with 3 amazing people!! Love it sooo much <3 out tonight already got the vodka in ;) lets hope I make it back aliveee <3…
friendly reminder that your favourite celebrity can look at themselves naked any time they want
(via imafraidofthebigbadwolf)
| Me: | Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend! |
| Friend: | Well, you know, good things come to those who wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!! |
| Friend: | |
| Friend: | |
| Friend: | THAT. That is why you're single. |
When we finally end up in therapy...
| Therapist: | Okay let's start with some word association. |
| You: | Sounds Good. |
| Therapist: | Blue |
| You: | TARDIS |
| Therapist: | Purple |
| You: | Shirt of Sex |
| Therapist: | Hello |
| You: | Sweetie |
| Therapist: | Hedgehog |
| You: | Martin Freeman |
| Therapist: | Tie |
| You: | Bowties, Bowties are cool. |
| Therapist: | I'm sorry I can't help you. |
| Me: | Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it. |
| Therapist: | |
| Me: | |
| Therapist: | |
| Me: |
