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carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

http://jamplify.com/Xmk5t0 Please watch this music video it’s for a competiton so me and my sister can meet Union J and it’d literally make my week if you clicked it as we have to get as many people clicking/viewing it as possible, thanks guys :) 

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— 10 months ago with 413467 notes

http://jamplify.com/Xmk5t0 Please watch this music video it’s for a competiton so me and my sister can meet Union J and it’d literally make my week if you clicked it as we have to get as many people clicking/viewing it as possible, thanks guys :) 

— 10 months ago
Havent been on tumblr in like forever…

but ahhhhhh back at uniii in my double bed in my new house with 3 amazing people!! Love it sooo much <3 out tonight already got the vodka in ;) lets hope I make it back aliveee <3… 

— 1 year ago

bakerstreetboyfriends:

deansangel:

friendly reminder that your favourite celebrity can look at themselves naked any time they want

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— 2 years ago with 21005 notes
Me:Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend!
Friend:Well, you know, good things come to those who wait.
Me:I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!!
Friend:
Friend:
Friend:THAT. That is why you're single.
— 2 years ago with 50792 notes

When we finally end up in therapy...

Therapist:Okay let's start with some word association.
You:Sounds Good.
Therapist:Blue
You:TARDIS
Therapist:Purple
You:Shirt of Sex
Therapist:Hello
You:Sweetie
Therapist:Hedgehog
You:Martin Freeman
Therapist:Tie
You:Bowties, Bowties are cool.
Therapist:I'm sorry I can't help you.
Me:Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
Therapist:
Me:
Therapist:
Me:
— 2 years ago with 10495 notes